{"id":1538,"date":"2012-03-07T22:08:07","date_gmt":"2012-03-07T22:08:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/curbsideclothing.com\/blog\/?p=1538"},"modified":"2012-04-03T20:31:26","modified_gmt":"2012-04-03T20:31:26","slug":"1538","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/curbsideclothing.com\/blog\/2012\/03\/1538\/","title":{"rendered":"Zoltar the Monkey"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;How about a pipe smoking, turban wearing, Zoltar the Monkey?! warning: only feed him three bananas a day. He will try to talk you into more than that, but you have to stay firm. Oh and never feed him after midnight, don&#8217;t get him wet, and keep him out of the sun, it will kill him. Good luck.&#8221; &#8211; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.curbsideclothing.com\/josh-audiss\/\">Josh Audiss<\/a>. Buy Zoltar the Monkey on a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.curbsideclothing.com\/zoltar-the-monkey-black-on-heather-brown-mens-t-shirt\/\">Men&#8217;s T Shirt<\/a> and a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.curbsideclothing.com\/zoltar-the-monkey-black-on-white-burnout-womens-t-shirt\/\">Women&#8217;s T Shirt<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.curbsideclothing.com\/zoltar-the-monkey-black-on-heather-brown-mens-t-shirt\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\" wp-image-1547  alignnone\" title=\"Zoltar the Monkey\" src=\"http:\/\/www.curbsideclothing.com\/product_images\/n\/745\/zoltar_the_monkye_black_heather_brown__94584_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"Zoltar the Monkey\" width=\"242\" height=\"325\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.curbsideclothing.com\/zoltar-the-monkey-black-on-white-burnout-womens-t-shirt\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone\" title=\"Zoltar the Monkey\" src=\"http:\/\/www.curbsideclothing.com\/product_images\/u\/438\/zoltar_the_monkye_black_white__63682_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"Zoltar the Monkey\" width=\"225\" height=\"325\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;How about a pipe smoking, turban wearing, Zoltar the Monkey?! warning: only feed him three bananas a day. He will try to talk you into more than that, but you have to stay firm. Oh and never feed him after &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/curbsideclothing.com\/blog\/2012\/03\/1538\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/curbsideclothing.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1538"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/curbsideclothing.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/curbsideclothing.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/curbsideclothing.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/curbsideclothing.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1538"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"http:\/\/curbsideclothing.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1538\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2272,"href":"http:\/\/curbsideclothing.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1538\/revisions\/2272"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/curbsideclothing.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1538"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/curbsideclothing.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1538"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/curbsideclothing.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1538"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}