“How about a pipe smoking, turban wearing, Zoltar the Monkey?! warning: only feed him three bananas a day. He will try to talk you into more than that, but you have to stay firm. Oh and never feed him after midnight, don’t get him wet, and keep him out of the sun, it will kill him. Good luck.” – Josh Audiss. Buy Zoltar the Monkey on a Men’s T Shirt and a Women’s T Shirt
