The memoirs of a mustache. Today we chronicle the life and times of a beautiful bushy body of bountiful facial hair. Step one, never ever trim your mustache under any circumstances. Step two, comb your mustache daily. Step three, only when ready, apply wax. Step four, appreciate your mustache. Step five, begin to hate your mustache. Step six, your mustache begins to take over your face. Step seven, trim down your mustache, incrementally, while taking pictures until your mustache is gone. Step eight, play photos in reverse and make a stop motion video with fun bluegrass music. Step nine, have a good cry about losing your beloved mustache. Step ten, stop being such a cry baby, pull yourself together, and realize it will grown back…one day.